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THE CAT'S HOUSE RULES
Where the dog's rules are enthusiastic, these are administrative. “Three bowls, one is correct.” “Doors exist to be opened, then closed.” “Nothing was knocked off on purpose.” “You were chosen, not consulted” is the whole relationship in five words. It closes on the only affectionate line, delivered as grudgingly as possible: she loves you, she is simply not going to say so. Midnight Rules, obviously.
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THE CAT'S HOUSE RULES
- The house is hers
- You may sit there if she is not
- The box is better than the toy
- Three bowls, one is correct
- Doors exist to be opened, then closed
- The keyboard is the warmest place
- Sunbeams are a full-time job
- Nothing was knocked off on purpose
- Four in the morning is a good time to talk
- Affection is offered, not requested
- You were chosen, not consulted
- She loves you, she is simply not going to say so
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