Dog
THE DOG'S HOUSE RULES
The joke is that these are the dog's rules and the humans have simply been complying for years — the sofa was always his, two walks is not a negotiation, the postman remains a threat. “Ball. Ball. Ball.” is short enough that the engine sets it enormous, which is exactly the right size for it. Then “Someone is always pleased to see you”, which is the actual reason anyone gets a dog.
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THE DOG'S HOUSE RULES
- The sofa was always his
- Two walks, no negotiating
- Ball. Ball. Ball.
- Sticks are treasure
- The bin is not a buffet
- The postman is a threat
- Nobody eats alone
- Muddy paws are a love language
- Greet everyone like they've been gone a year
- Sleep where you fall
- Someone is always pleased to see you
- Be more dog
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One heavy face on a saturated ground, no ornament, and a single saying reversed into a band that runs off both edges.
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