DORM ROOM RULES
Written for a shared room rather than a shared house — one desk each, one mini fridge between you, and a group chat that has already seen everything. “The floor is not a wardrobe” and “snacks are a shared emergency fund” are the two that actually get enforced; the rest is the running joke that makes living with a near-stranger bearable. “Lighting matters” is the shortest line on the poster, so Colour Block reverses it into the one line readable from the hallway — the correct amount of emphasis for anyone who has argued about a desk lamp at 2am.
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DORM ROOM RULES
- Roommates before randoms
- The good mirror is mine
- No crying before coffee
- Cute outfits count as productivity
- Text before you bring someone over
- Borrowed clothes always come back
- Snacks are a shared emergency fund
- The floor is not a wardrobe
- Lighting matters
- Bad dates require full debriefs
- Headphones mean do not disturb
- Never finish the last iced coffee
- Mirror selfies are always allowed
- Clean enough is clean enough
- We hype each other up
- What happens in the dorm stays in the group chat
Set in Colour Block
One heavy face on a saturated ground, no ornament, and a single saying reversed into a band that runs off both edges.