Shared house
HOUSE RULES
The unwritten treaty of every flatshare, written down. “Label your cheese” and “If you finish it, you buy it” prevent about eighty per cent of all housemate arguments; “The heating is a democracy” prevents most of the rest. “Say it, don't leave a note” is the one that would genuinely change how a house feels. Monochrome Stack sets it deadpan, which is the only tone this list can survive in.
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HOUSE RULES
- Label your cheese
- If you finish it, you buy it
- Your dishes, your problem
- Nobody owns the good pan
- Replace the loo roll
- Headphones after eleven
- The heating is a democracy
- Guests are fine, residents are not
- Bins go out on Tuesday
- Say it, don't leave a note
- Split it evenly, always
- Come home for the good news
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