Van life
THE UGLY TRUTH ABOUT VAN LIFE
Every van life poster on the internet says “adventure awaits” over a mountain. This one says “Van life is 10% freedom and 90% finding toilets”, which is the ratio anyone who has done it will recognise. “Love is sharing the last clean sock” and “A clean van is a temporary illusion” are the domestic reality; “The driver chooses the music, the passenger judges it” is the treaty. It ends on “Together we are mildly lost but very happy”, which is both the joke and the honest reason people do it.
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THE UGLY TRUTH ABOUT VAN LIFE
- Two people, one van, zero personal space
- Home is wherever we find parking
- Love is sharing the last clean sock
- The scenic route is never a mistake
- We brake for views and snacks
- Every argument ends when the kettle boils
- Van life is 10% freedom and 90% finding toilets
- If we can park here, we can sleep here
- The driver chooses the music, the passenger judges it
- A clean van is a temporary illusion
- We came for adventure and stayed for the gas station coffee
- Together we are mildly lost but very happy
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